3AM Club T-Shirt — Funny Border Collie Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Border Collies consider 3am the perfect time to reorganise the household and remind you they're smarter than you. If yours has ever demanded a walk, a snack, or a full emotional check-in in the middle of the night, you already qualify for membership. See the photos for the full design.
✨ Smooth, long-lasting print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Good to know
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Border Collie owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
What about delivery and returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out — returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
Pairs well with
3AM Club — Poodle™ — same club, different loyal insomniac. Shop it →
3AM Club — Pug™ — same club, another breed who never learned to let you sleep. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.