{"product_id":"bark-at-nothing-division-t-shirt-lover","title":"The Bark At Nothing Division T-Shirt — Funny Dog Lover Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #2a2a2a; max-width: 640px; line-height: 1.7; font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2.5px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: 600; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003eSlogan Tee · The Bark At Nothing Division\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 21px; color: #3a4a5c; font-style: italic; line-height: 1.5; padding-left: 22px; border-left: 3px solid #3a4a5c; margin: 0 0 8px 0;\"\u003eNothing gets past a dog who barks at everything, including nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px; color:#8a96a3; margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003eSee the photos for the full design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:flex; 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border-radius:12px; padding:20px 24px; margin-bottom:24px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:15px; line-height:2;\"\u003e👕 100% combed ring-spun cotton, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e✨ Smooth, long-lasting DTF\/DTG print\u003cbr\u003e📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e🎁 A gift that gets worn\u003cbr\u003e🇬🇧 Free delivery UK\/EU\/US \u0026amp; 40+ countries\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Made to order, printed fresh\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; border-collapse:collapse; margin-bottom:8px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:15px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background:#3a4a5c; color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px; text-align:left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px; text-align:left;\"\u003eChest (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px; text-align:left;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e91\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e102\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e142\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e152\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px; color:#8a96a3; margin:0 0 24px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eMeasurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:20px; color:#3a4a5c; border-bottom:2px solid #e5e8ec; padding-bottom:10px; margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eWhat's this shirt made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF\/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eWhich size should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003eIt's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Dog owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eHow do I wash and care for it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eWhat about delivery and returns?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003eDelivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e or check the information at checkout. 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