Beagle · Package Inspection Unit · Unisex Tee
Every Beagle owner already knows that nose doesn't miss a thing — every parcel gets sniffed, inspected, and personally signed off before it's allowed past the door.
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👕 100% combed ring-spun cotton, Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex fit
✨ Smooth, long-lasting DTF/DTG print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
The Role
The tee reads PACKAGE INSPECTION UNIT · NOTHING GETS PAST THIS NOSE — for the Beagle who takes doorstep deliveries more seriously than the actual delivery driver.
| Size |
Chest (cm) |
Length (cm) |
| XS |
84 |
69 |
| S |
91 |
71 |
| M |
102 |
74 |
| L |
112 |
76 |
| XL |
122 |
79 |
| 2XL |
132 |
81 |
| 3XL |
142 |
84 |
| 4XL |
152 |
86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Honest Notes
Colour: Black is the easiest match for this design and the one we'd recommend first. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather work well too if you fancy a bit more texture.
Sizing: It's a true-to-size unisex fit. Check the chart above against a tee you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a relaxed, oversized look.
Print care: The print is DTF/DTG, not a vinyl transfer, but like any printed tee it lasts longest washed inside out on a cold cycle, without the tumble dryer's high heat setting.
Made to order: Every shirt is printed fresh once you order, so please allow a little longer than off-the-shelf items — see the delivery estimate in the FAQ below.
Good to know
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Beagle owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
What about delivery and returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out — returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
Pairs well with
Food Quality Control Tee — same breed, same nose-powered inspection energy, just in the kitchen instead of the doorway. Shop it →
Kitchen Quality Control Tee — same breed, another honest joke about what that nose is really doing all day. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.
