Costs A Fortune T-Shirt — Funny German Shepherd Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
German Shepherds have a way of turning a routine vet visit into a four-figure event — all that muscle, brains and loyalty comes with a price tag to match. See the photos for the full design.
✨ Smooth, long-lasting print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Good to know
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. German Shepherd owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
What about delivery and returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page within 30 days and we'll replace or refund it. Change-of-mind returns depend on the item, so please see our refund policy.
Pairs well with
Personal Space Cancelled™ German Shepherd — same loyal stare, different reason for the vet bill. Shop it →
Costs A Fortune™ Staffie — same slogan, different breed loyalty. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.