Easily Distracted by Dachshunds Hoodie — Funny Dog Lover Unisex Pullover
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- Cosy dog hoodie
Slogan Collection · Easily Distracted by Dachshunds · Dark colours · S–5XL
Easily distracted by Dachshunds? Same. For the person whose head turns at every little sausage dog.
A bold, characterful statement design that lands the joke the moment someone reads it — printed crisp on a soft, heavyweight dark hoodie. It's the kind of thing that earns a knowing grin from every fellow Doxie obsessive who spots it — because they get it too. Made for the people whose phone is 90% photos of one very long, very stubborn little dog.
Made for the Dachshund obsessed
If your sausage dog rules the sofa, burrows under every blanket, and has strong opinions about being told no — this one's for you. The joke lands instantly with anyone who owns, loves, or is firmly ruled by a Dachshund.
A gift that actually gets a laugh
Stuck for what to get the Doxie person in your life? This is the one they'll actually wear. Specific, funny and warm — ideal for a birthday, Christmas, Father's or Mother's Day, or a just-because treat.
Heavyweight comfort
A medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-poly fleece with a soft brushed inside — warm on cold morning walks, roomy enough to layer. The double-lined hood holds its shape and the colour-matched drawcord keeps the finish clean. Designed for dark shades — Black, Navy, Maroon and Dark Heather — where the artwork looks its sharpest.
| Size guide (cm) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 | 86 |
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
| Sleeve (centre back) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100 | 103 |
Measurements are approximate (±2.5 cm). For an oversized fit, size up.
✅ Right for you if…
- You love Dachshunds and have a sense of humour about it
- You want a soft, warm everyday hoodie in a dark colour
- You're after a funny gift for a sausage dog owner
- You like a bold slogan you can read across a room
❌ Not for you if…
- You want a minimalist or understated design
- You want a white or light-coloured hoodie
- You need it next-day (it's made to order)
- You want a lightweight summer-weight top
Pairs well with
Easily Distracted by Labradors Hoodie™ — the same funny slogan look for Lab lovers. Shop it →
The rest of the range — more dog breeds, more designs, one for every kind of dog person. Shop all hoodies →
Questions & answers
How big is the print?
It's a bold chest design positioned front and centre — clearly visible and easy to read, not a huge all-over or back print. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. For a classic fit, order your usual size; for an oversized fit, size up. Use the cm size guide above — measure the chest width flat on a hoodie you already own and match it. If you're between sizes, go up.
What colours does it come in?
The design is made for dark shades where it looks its best — Black, Navy, Maroon and Dark Heather. Black gives the boldest, cleanest contrast.
Is this a good gift?
It's one of our most giftable pieces — specific to the breed they love, genuinely funny, and easy to wear. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Father's or Mother's Day, or as a treat for the Dachshund obsessive in your life.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C) inside out, tumble dry low, and iron low without ironing directly over the print. Avoid dry cleaning and harsh bleach. Treated this way the print stays crisp for a long time.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
Designed for dog people, built for warmth
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on demand using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a hoodie made just for your dog.