{"product_id":"forget-the-dog-beware-of-owners-garden-sign-yardbark","title":"\"Forget The Dog, Beware Of The Owners\" Garden Sign — Weather-Resistant Yard Banner for Dog Lovers, 12x18in — SniffWaggleNWalk YardBark™","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #2a2a2a; max-width: 720px; line-height: 1.75; font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2.5px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: 600; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003eYARDBARK™ YARD SIGNS\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 21px; color: #3a4a5c; font-style: italic; padding-left: 22px; border-left: 3px solid #3a4a5c; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 24px 0;\"\u003e“Forget the dog… beware of the owners.”\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; border-top: 1px solid #e5e8ec; border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e8ec; margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 130px;  padding: 16px 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e12\"×18\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eSign Size\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 130px; border-left: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 16px 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e100%\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eWeather-Resistant\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 130px; border-left: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 16px 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e2-Sided\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003ePrint\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 130px; border-left: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 16px 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eSize Only\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin: 0 0 24px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 20px; padding: 7px 16px; font-size: 13px; color: #3a4a5c; font-weight: 600; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline-block; margin: 0 8px 8px 0;\"\u003eFree Delivery — UK, EU, US \u0026amp; More\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 20px; padding: 7px 16px; font-size: 13px; color: #3a4a5c; font-weight: 600; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline-block; margin: 0 8px 8px 0;\"\u003eWeather-Resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 20px; padding: 7px 16px; font-size: 13px; color: #3a4a5c; font-weight: 600; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline-block; margin: 0 8px 8px 0;\"\u003eFade-Resistant Print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 20px; padding: 7px 16px; font-size: 13px; color: #3a4a5c; font-weight: 600; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; display: inline-block; margin: 0 8px 8px 0;\"\u003eDouble-Sided Print\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 24px 0;\"\u003eA twist on the classic warning sign that gets a laugh from every dog owner who's ever apologised for their own enthusiasm before their dog's. This one turns the joke on the humans — because let's be honest, the real chaos in most houses isn't the dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 10px; padding: 22px 24px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eThe Twist Nobody Sees Coming\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eEveryone expects another 'beware of dog' sign — this one flips it onto the owners instead, which is exactly why it gets read twice and remembered.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 10px; padding: 22px 24px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e100% Poly Poplin-Canvas Fabric\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBuilt for the outdoors — this isn't flimsy paper-thin banner material. It's a genuine canvas-weight poly fabric designed to take rain, wind, and sun without falling apart after one season.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 10px; padding: 22px 24px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eDouble-Sided Print\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eThe design is printed through so it reads clearly from both sides — whoever's walking up your path or driving past sees the joke, not a blank back panel.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 10px; padding: 22px 24px; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eEasy Top-Sleeve Hanging\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eA sewn sleeve along the top edge slides straight over a pole, fence rail, or hook — no grommets to fiddle with, no separate hanging kit required (you'll just need your own pole or hook).\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #e5e8ec; border-radius: 10px; padding: 20px 24px; margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003eWhat's In The Box\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 16px; line-height: 2;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x YardBark™ garden sign, printed double-sided\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop sleeve for hanging (pole, hooks \u0026amp; fasteners not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 15px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background: #3a4a5c; color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px 16px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSpec\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px 16px; text-align: left;\"\u003eDetail\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px;\"\u003e100% poly poplin-canvas fabric\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px;\"\u003e12\" x 18\" (one size)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003ePrint\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px;\"\u003eDouble-sided, fade-resistant\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eMounting\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px;\"\u003eTop sleeve — fits most poles up to ~1.5\" diameter (pole, hooks \u0026amp; fasteners not included)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eBest for\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px;\"\u003eFence, pole, porch rail, or mailbox post display\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eCare\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 16px;\"\u003eWipe clean; bring in during storms or store off-season for longest life\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-left: 3px solid #3a4a5c; background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 0 8px 8px 0; padding: 20px 24px; margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 10px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo mounting hardware included:\u003c\/strong\u003e the top sleeve slides over a pole, fence rail, or hook you already have — you'll need to supply that yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 10px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's fabric, not rigid metal:\u003c\/strong\u003e it'll flutter and move a little in the wind like a real banner. It's not designed to be staked upright in soft flower bed soil on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFade-resistant, not fade-proof:\u003c\/strong\u003e like any printed outdoor fabric, colour will gradually soften after a few full seasons in direct sun — bringing it in overnight or off-season extends its life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 16px; background: #f0f3f7; border-radius: 10px; padding: 22px 24px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 240px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e✅ Right for you if…\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou want yard humour that actually makes visitors stop and read it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou've got a fence, pole, porch rail, or post it can slide onto\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou're buying it as a gift for a dog-obsessed friend, neighbour, or yourself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou're happy with a fabric banner rather than a rigid metal sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 240px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e❌ Not for you if…\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou need a rigid, self-standing metal or aluminum sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou want mounting hardware (pole\/hooks) included in the box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou want it staked directly into soil with no fence or post nearby\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eYou'd rather have a subtle, understated garden sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #e5e8ec; border-radius: 10px; padding: 22px 24px; margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 700; color: #3a4a5c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 1.5px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003ePairs Well With\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDog May Steal Your Heart and Your Lunch (Bold Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e — another bold one-liner with the same dry sense of humour. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/dog-may-steal-your-heart-garden-sign-yardbark-bold\"\u003eShop it →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Beware Of The Dog\" Garden \u0026amp; House Banner\u003c\/strong\u003e — a more classic warning-sign look if you'd rather keep the joke simple. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/garden-house-banner-yardbark\"\u003eShop it →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; color: #3a4a5c; border-bottom: 2px solid #e5e8ec; padding-bottom: 10px; margin: 30px 0 4px 0;\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; color: #3a4a5c; cursor: pointer; list-style: none;\"\u003eWill this fit on my existing fence, pole, or porch rail?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0 0;\"\u003eYes — the top sleeve slides over most poles, fence posts, or rails up to around 1.5\" in diameter. If you don't have a pole already, garden sign stakes or shepherd's hooks (sold separately) work well too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; color: #3a4a5c; cursor: pointer; list-style: none;\"\u003eIs it actually weatherproof?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0 0;\"\u003eIt's made from a 100% poly poplin-canvas built to handle rain, sun, and wind. Like any printed outdoor fabric it will fade a little after a few full seasons in constant direct sun — see our honest notes above.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; color: #3a4a5c; cursor: pointer; list-style: none;\"\u003eCan I hang it indoors instead?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0 0;\"\u003eDefinitely — it works just as well above a coat rack, in a mudroom, or hallway if you'd rather keep the joke (and the fabric) away from the weather altogether.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; color: #3a4a5c; cursor: pointer; list-style: none;\"\u003eHow long does delivery take?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0 0;\"\u003eWe offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e or check the information at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom: 1px solid #e5e8ec; padding: 14px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: 600; color: #3a4a5c; cursor: pointer; list-style: none;\"\u003eCan I return it if it's not right?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0 0 0;\"\u003eIf you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"border-top: 1px solid #e5e8ec; text-align: center; font-size: 13px; color: #8a96a3; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; padding-top: 16px; margin-top: 24px;\"\u003eYardBark™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12'' × 18''","offer_id":50596976230666,"sku":"24659642110642410996","price":14.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/1561\/0122\/files\/1744172586109084673_2048.jpg?v=1736766705","url":"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/products\/forget-the-dog-beware-of-owners-garden-sign-yardbark","provider":"Sniff Waggle And Walk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}