French Bulldog T-Shirt — Meeting Crasher Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Every French Bulldog owner already knows who's really running today's video call — paws on the keyboard, opinions strong, patience for small talk at zero.
See the photos for the full design.
✨ Smooth, long-lasting DTF/DTG print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
The Role
The tee reads CLASSIFIED · MEETING CRASHER — muted by frenchie, for the French Bulldog who treats every WFH video call like their own personal boardroom.
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Honest Notes
Colour: Black is the easiest match for this design and the one we'd recommend first. Dark Grey Heather and Black Heather work well too if you fancy a bit more texture.
Sizing: It's a true-to-size unisex fit. Check the chart above against a tee you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a relaxed, oversized look.
Print care: The print is DTF/DTG, not a vinyl transfer, but like any printed tee it lasts longest washed inside out on a cold cycle, without the tumble dryer's high heat setting.
Made to order: Every shirt is printed fresh once you order, so please allow a little longer than off-the-shelf items — see the delivery estimate in the FAQ below.
Good to know
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. French Bulldog owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
What about delivery and returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page within 30 days and we'll replace or refund it. Change-of-mind returns depend on the item, so please see our refund policy.
Pairs well with
Easily Distracted by Frenchies Tee — same breed, same easily-distracted energy for anywhere outside the home office. Shop it →
Snore Level Extreme Tee — same breed, another honest joke about what French Bulldogs are really like at home. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.