That's Not Catnip in the Air T-Shirt — Funny Cat Tee
That's Not Catnip in the Air T-Shirt — Funny Cat Tee
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- Free UK, EU & US delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Anyone who's lived with a cat knows the silent, deadly truth. That's Not Catnip in the Air turns it into a gloriously silly cartoon — one cat very much responsible for the atmosphere, the other unimpressed. It's a walking meme for cat lovers with a wicked sense of humour, and a guaranteed snort-laugh at the pub.
- 1 × That's Not Catnip in the Air t-shirt in your chosen colour and size
- Printed to order and quality-checked before dispatch
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Garment | Unisex Airlume cotton crew-neck tee |
| Fabric | 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (heather shades include polyester) |
| Fit | Relaxed unisex fit, taped shoulders, runs true to size |
| Colours | White, Lavender Blue, Team Purple, Navy, Vintage Black |
| Sizes | XS–2XL all colours; 3XL & 4XL in White |
| Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order | |
| Care | Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low |
| Size chart | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |
| Length, cm | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
Printed to order: your tee is made when you order it, which adds a few working days of production time before dispatch — it's not sitting in a warehouse.
Cheeky humour: yes, it's a fart joke — that's exactly the point. A brilliant gift for someone who'd find it hilarious; maybe skip it if toilet humour makes you wince.
• You're a cat lover with a cheeky sense of humour
• You love a meme-worthy graphic tee
• You want a guaranteed conversation-starter
• You're gift-hunting for a gassy-cat owner
• Toilet humour isn't your thing
• You prefer a plain, subtle shirt
• You need it tomorrow — printing takes a few days
• You'd rather have a hoodie than a tee
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Frequently asked questions
What size should I order?
It runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit — order what you normally wear, or size up for a looser feel. The size chart above has exact chest width and length measurements.
How do I wash it without damaging the print?
Turn it inside-out and machine wash cold, then tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, DTG prints stay vibrant for years.
Is it a good gag gift?
Absolutely — it's one of our most-gifted funny tees. Ideal for cat lovers, meme fans, and anyone whose cat has, let's say, a reputation.
How long does delivery take?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
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Made to order, just for you
Every tee is printed fresh when you order - no warehouses full of stock, no waste. Yours is made the moment you buy it.
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Free UK, EU & US delivery
Tracked shipping included to the UK, Europe and the US. Flat £6.99 to the rest of the world.
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Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Soft, durable 100% ringspun cotton that holds its shape and colour wash after wash.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting, skin-friendly inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that's truly yours - soft, comfy, and built to be a favourite.
Common questions
When will my order arrive?
Each tee is made to order, so it's printed within 2-5 working days, then shipped. UK delivery is typically 3-7 working days in total; the EU and US around 5-10; the rest of the world a little longer. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.
How much is delivery?
Delivery is free to the UK, Europe and the US, with tracking included. For everywhere else it's a flat £6.99, no matter how much you order.
How do I choose the right size?
Every product page has a size guide in centimetres. Our tees are unisex and true to size - if you like a relaxed fit, simply size up. Still unsure? Message us and we'll help you pick.
How do I care for my tee?
Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours, and avoid ironing directly over the print. Hang to dry where you can. Treated well, the print stays bright and crack-free for years.
What's your returns policy?
Because each tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for a change of mind - but if there's ever a print fault or your order arrives damaged, email us a photo and we'll reprint or refund it, no fuss.
Can I talk to a real human?
Always. Our UK support team replies to most emails within a few hours, Monday to Saturday.