Dog Walk Diaries T-Shirt — Funny Dog Walking Unisex Tee
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
You set out for a nice, simple walk. Twenty minutes later you've stopped at every lamppost on the street, performed three emergency squirrel-recoveries, and had a full conversation with another owner while both dogs pretended not to know each other. Dog Walk Diaries: The Real Routine puts the gloriously chaotic truth of dog walking on a soft, worn-in tee — the one every dog parent will read and nod at instantly.
- 1 × Dog Walk Diaries t-shirt in your chosen colour and size
- Printed to order and quality-checked before dispatch
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Garment | Unisex garment-dyed cotton tee |
| Fabric | 100% US cotton, garment-dyed |
| Fit | Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size |
| Colours | Black, True Navy, Denim, Graphite, Grey |
| Sizes | S–4XL in all colours |
| Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order | |
| Care | Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low or hang dry |
| Size chart | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 70 | 76 |
| Length, cm | 68 | 71 | 75 | 78 | 80 | 83 | 85 |
Printed to order: your tee is made when you order it, which adds a few working days of production time before dispatch — it's not sitting in a warehouse.
Garment-dyed colour: the dyed-after-sewing finish gives each shirt a soft, slightly vintage depth of colour. Slight variation between shirts is part of the character, not a fault.
• You walk a dog and know the chaos is real
• You love a funny, relatable everyday tee
• You want a soft, worn-in garment-dyed feel
• You're gift-hunting for a dog walker
• You prefer a plain, slogan-free shirt
• You want bright or pastel colours
• You need it tomorrow — printing takes a few days
• You'd rather have a hoodie than a tee
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Frequently asked questions
What size should I order?
It runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit — order what you normally wear, or size up for a roomier feel. The size chart above has exact chest width and length measurements.
What does garment-dyed mean?
The shirt is dyed after it's sewn, rather than from pre-dyed fabric. That gives it a softer, broken-in feel and a rich, slightly vintage colour. Small variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
How do I wash it without damaging the print?
Turn it inside-out and machine wash cold, then tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, DTG prints stay crisp for years.
How long does delivery take?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.