{"product_id":"kitchen-quality-control-poodle-t-shirt","title":"Kitchen Quality Control T-Shirt — Funny Poodle Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #2a2a2a; max-width: 640px; line-height: 1.7; font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2.5px; color: #8a96a3; text-transform: uppercase; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: 600; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003eSlogan Tee · Kitchen Quality Control\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 20px 0;\"\u003eThe Poodle doesn't beg — it audits. Every crumb in your kitchen is formally reviewed. \u003cspan style=\"color:#8a96a3;\"\u003eSee the photos for the full design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#f0f3f7; border-radius:12px; padding:20px 24px; margin-bottom:24px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:15px; line-height:2;\"\u003e\n👕 Soft unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001)\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Smooth, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 A gift that gets worn\u003cbr\u003e\n🇬🇧 Free delivery UK\/EU\/US \u0026amp; 40+ countries\u003cbr\u003e\n🐾 Made to order, printed fresh\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; border-collapse:collapse; margin-bottom:8px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:15px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr style=\"background:#3a4a5c; color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px; text-align:left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px; text-align:left;\"\u003eChest (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:10px; text-align:left;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e91\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e102\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e142\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e152\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px; color:#8a96a3; margin:0 0 24px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eMeasurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:20px; color:#3a4a5c; border-bottom:2px solid #e5e8ec; padding-bottom:10px; margin-bottom:4px;\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eWhich size should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003eIt's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Poodle owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eHow do I wash and care for it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:16px; font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eWhat about delivery and returns?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:10px 0 0 0; font-size:15px;\"\u003eDelivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e or check the information at checkout. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e and we'll sort it out — returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid #e5e8ec; border-radius:10px; padding:22px 24px; margin-top:24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-weight:700; color:#3a4a5c; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:1.5px; margin:0 0 12px 0;\"\u003ePairs well with\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKitchen Quality Control — Dachshund™\u003c\/strong\u003e — low to the ground, closest to the crumbs. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kitchen-quality-control-dachshund-t-shirt\"\u003eShop it →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKitchen Quality Control — Beagle™\u003c\/strong\u003e — same gag, different breed loyalty. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/kitchen-quality-control-beagle-t-shirt\"\u003eShop it →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003eT-Shirts collection →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border-top:1px solid #e5e8ec; 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