Labrador · True Crime Night Shift · Noir Mugshot Print · Unisex Tee
Charged with grand theft sandwich, never recovered — and he would do it again.
Airlume Combed Cotton
Long-Lasting DTF/DTG Print
Made to Order
Free Worldwide Delivery
Every Labrador has done something questionable near a kitchen counter at some point — this is the paperwork. True Crime Night Shift puts your dog through a noir-style police mugshot, complete with a blank booking plaque hung around the neck on a chain. See the photos for the full design. This one's charge sheet reads exactly what you would expect from a Labrador.
The charge
A booking plaque hangs around the dog's neck on a chain, reading CHARGED WITH: GRAND THEFT SANDWICH (NEVER RECOVERED) — a nod to every Labrador owner who has lost a sandwich, a sock or a Sunday roast to a dog with zero evidence and zero regrets.
The fabric
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey with a retail crew neck, ribbed knit collar and side seams for a shirt that holds its shape wash after wash.
What's in the box
- 1 × True Crime Night Shift Labrador T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size |
Chest (cm) |
Length (cm) |
| XS |
84 |
69 |
| S |
91 |
71 |
| M |
102 |
74 |
| L |
112 |
76 |
| XL |
122 |
79 |
| 2XL |
132 |
81 |
| 3XL |
142 |
84 |
| 4XL |
152 |
86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm.
Honest notes
Colour: Black is the hero colour for this design — the artwork's own dark backdrop blends seamlessly into black fabric, which is why it's the main image. White, Natural and Athletic Heather work well too if you want the artwork to stand out with more contrast instead of blending in.
Sizing: It's a true-to-size unisex fit. Check the chart above against a tee you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a relaxed, oversized look.
Print care: The print is DTF/DTG, not a vinyl transfer, but like any printed tee it lasts longest washed inside out on a cold cycle, without the tumble dryer's high heat setting.
Made to order: Every shirt is printed fresh once you order, so please allow a little longer than off-the-shelf items — see the delivery estimate in the FAQ below.
Questions & answers
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey, retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Labrador owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
Will the mugshot print crack or fade?
No — it's printed using DTF/DTG technology rather than a cheap vinyl transfer, so the noir artwork and the CHARGED WITH plaque text stay sharp wash after wash when you follow the care instructions below.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
How long does delivery take?
We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
Yes. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. Once a pet has used the product we cannot accept a return for hygiene reasons.
Pairs well with
Labrador Wanted Outlaw Tee — same breed, a wanted-poster western take instead of a mugshot. Shop it →
Labrador Café Order Tee — a lighter, cafe-menu joke for the same breed. Shop it →
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Labrador Breed Sommelier Tee — a wine-tasting-menu spin on the breed. Shop it →
Labrador Royal Portrait Tee — a regal painted-portrait take on the same dog. Shop it →
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This Labrador True Crime Night Shift tee is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
