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Laser Poo Edition T-Shirt — SniffWaggleNWalk™

Laser Poo Edition T-Shirt — SniffWaggleNWalk™

They're judging you. With their eyes. From across the room. While doing absolutely nothing productive. This tee is for the dog owner who lives under the silent surveillance of a poo-obsessed laser-focused starer — and finds it hilarious.

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Colours
XS–5XL
Size Range
100%
Ring-Spun Cotton
DTG
Printed to Order
🖨️ Bella+Canvas 3001✈️ Free Worldwide Delivery🎁 Makes a Perfect Gift📦 Printed to Order
  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd²
  • Fit: Unisex retail fit — runs slightly slim, size up if between sizes
  • Print: DTG (direct-to-garment) — vibrant, wash-fast, printed fresh to order
  • Colours: Black, Navy, Red, White
  • Sizes: XS–5XL across all four colours
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, inside out
  • Delivery: Dispatched within 3–5 business days. Free worldwide delivery included.

Size Guide — Bella+Canvas 3001

Measurements in cm. Chest width measured flat (double for circumference). Runs slightly slim — when in doubt, size up.

Size Chest (cm) Length (cm)
XS 43.5 66
S 46 68.5
M 50.5 71
L 55 73.5
XL 59.5 76
2XL 64 78.5
3XL 68.5 81
4XL 73.5 83.5
5XL 78.5 86

Questions & Answers

Does it run true to size?

The BC3001 runs slightly slim. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up one. Check the size guide above for exact measurements.

What colours are available?

Black, Navy, Red, and White — all going up to 5XL. A great range to suit any style.

How long does delivery take?

Each tee is printed to order and typically dispatched within 3–5 business days. Free worldwide delivery is included on every order.

Would this make a good gift for a dog owner?

Without a doubt — any dog owner who's experienced the laser poo stare will instantly recognise it. Perfect for birthdays or just a laugh.

Can I return it if it's not right?

If you're not happy for any reason, get in touch and we'll sort it. Returns accepted within 30 days for unused items in original condition.

SniffWaggleNWalk™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.

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Shipping

"Shipping Timeframe: 'When will my order arrive?' We're dedicated to delivering your product swiftly. While our standard timeframe is up to 7 days, most orders arrive within just 3-5 days. We dispatch products the same day, and you'll receive tracking information to follow your order’s journey right to your doorstep."

Returns Policy

Return Policy: "What is your return policy?" - We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, please contact us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund or exchange.

Sizing Information

Sizing Information: "How do I choose the right size for my product?" - To find the perfect fit, please refer to our detailed sizing guide available on each product page. If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free to reach out to our friendly customer service team for personalized recommendations.

Tracking Your Order

"We are pleased to inform you that tracking information will be provided for your convenience upon completing your purchase. You will receive an email containing detailed tracking instructions shortly after your transaction."