Laser Poo Edition T-Shirt — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
They're judging you. With their eyes. From across the room. While doing absolutely nothing productive. This tee is for the dog owner who lives under the silent surveillance of a poo-obsessed laser-focused starer — and finds it hilarious.
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd²
- Fit: Unisex retail fit — runs slightly slim, size up if between sizes
- Print: DTG (direct-to-garment) — vibrant, wash-fast, printed fresh to order
- Colours: Black, Navy, Red, White
- Sizes: XS–5XL across all four colours
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, inside out
- Delivery: Dispatched within 3–5 business days. Free worldwide delivery included.
Size Guide — Bella+Canvas 3001
Measurements in cm. Chest width measured flat (double for circumference). Runs slightly slim — when in doubt, size up.
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43.5 | 66 |
| S | 46 | 68.5 |
| M | 50.5 | 71 |
| L | 55 | 73.5 |
| XL | 59.5 | 76 |
| 2XL | 64 | 78.5 |
| 3XL | 68.5 | 81 |
| 4XL | 73.5 | 83.5 |
| 5XL | 78.5 | 86 |
Questions & Answers
Does it run true to size?
The BC3001 runs slightly slim. If you're between sizes or prefer a relaxed fit, size up one. Check the size guide above for exact measurements.
What colours are available?
Black, Navy, Red, and White — all going up to 5XL. A great range to suit any style.
How long does delivery take?
Each tee is printed to order and typically dispatched within 3–5 business days. Free worldwide delivery is included on every order.
Would this make a good gift for a dog owner?
Without a doubt — any dog owner who's experienced the laser poo stare will instantly recognise it. Perfect for birthdays or just a laugh.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy for any reason, get in touch and we'll sort it. Returns accepted within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
SniffWaggleNWalk™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.