My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Hoodie — Funny Dog Lover Unisex Pullover
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- Printed just for you
- Cosy dog hoodie
Dog Lover Collection · Funny slogan hoodie · White, Light Pink & Sand · S–3XL
"My dog thinks I'm cool… I think." The only opinion that really matters.
Your dog thinks you hung the moon. Whether you've earned it is between you and the treat cupboard. This is a soft, low-key funny hoodie for dog owners who know their best friend is also their biggest fan — a quiet bit of humour that gets a smile on the dog walk and makes an easy gift for the dog mum or dad who has everything except this.
The slogan that lands
Clean, readable type on soft light colours — White, Light Pink and Sand — so it works as an everyday hoodie, not just a one-joke novelty. It's the kind of thing other dog people clock and grin at on a walk.
Heavyweight comfort
A medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-poly fleece with a soft brushed inside — warm on cold morning walks, roomy enough to layer over a tee. The double-lined hood holds its shape and the colour-matched drawcord keeps the finish clean.
Unisex fit, true to size
Cut as a relaxed unisex fit that works for men and women. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for a roomier look. The kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and your phone and keys close on a walk.
Made to order, less waste
Every hoodie is printed just for you when you order, rather than sitting in a warehouse — which means less waste and a print that's fresh. Please allow a little extra time for printing before dispatch (see delivery below).
| Size guide (cm) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |
| Length | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 |
| Sleeve (centre back) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 |
Measurements are approximate (±2.5 cm). For a roomier fit, size up.
Honest notes
Light colours: This design is printed on White, Light Pink and Sand. They're soft, everyday colours — just bear in mind pale fabric shows marks more than dark, so it's a wash-after-muddy-walks kind of hoodie.
Made to order: This isn't shipped from a shelf — it's printed for you when you order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before it's dispatched.
Sizing: It's a relaxed unisex cut, S–3XL. If you're between sizes or want a roomier look, size up. Check the cm size guide above against a hoodie you already own.
✅ Right for you if…
- You like a funny, low-key dog-lover slogan
- You want a warm, heavyweight everyday hoodie
- You prefer light, soft colours
- You're after an easy gift for a dog mum or dad
❌ Not for you if…
- You want a dark or black hoodie
- You'd rather have a big graphic than a slogan
- You need it next-day (it's made to order)
- You want a lightweight summer-weight top
Pairs well with
Frenchie Streetwear Hoodie™ — a bolder neon graphic for the French Bulldog fans. Shop it →
Dachshund Streetwear Hoodie™ — the neon sausage dog from our Street Pack line. Shop it →
Questions & answers
What size should I order?
It's a relaxed unisex fit, S–3XL. For a classic fit, order your usual size; for a roomier look, size up. Use the cm size guide above — measure the chest width flat on a hoodie you already own and match it. If you're between sizes, go up.
What colours does it come in?
White, Light Pink and Sand — soft, light everyday colours. The slogan is clean and readable on all three.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C) inside out, tumble dry low, and iron low without ironing directly over the print. Avoid dry cleaning and harsh bleach. On lighter colours, washing inside out keeps the print and the fabric looking fresh for longer.
Is it warm enough for winter dog walks?
Yes — it's a heavyweight 8.0 oz/yd² fleece with a brushed inside and a double-lined hood, so it's genuinely warm and easy to layer over a tee for cold mornings.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
Designed for dog people, built for warmth
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on demand using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a hoodie made just for your dog.