My Dog Thinks I'm Cool... I Think T-Shirt — Funny Chihuahua Organic Unisex Tee
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Funny Dog-Lover Tee · SniffWaggleNWalk™
My dog thinks I'm cool. That's the only review that's ever mattered.
There's a cool little chihuahua in shades on the front of this tee, and underneath it the most honest line a dog owner ever wrote: My dog thinks I'm cool... I think. It's the shirt for anyone whose biggest fan has four legs and a wagging tail — the kind of person who genuinely cares more about their dog's opinion than anyone else's. Hand-printed onto a soft, lightweight Airlume cotton tee that wears in beautifully and gets comfier every wash.
- 1 × "My Dog Thinks I'm Cool... I Think" organic unisex t-shirt
- Your choice of colour (White, Natural or Athletic Heather) and size (S–3XL)
- Hand-printed to order and shipped fully tracked
| Specification | Detail |
|---|---|
| Fabric | 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) |
| Heather colours | Athletic Heather is 90% cotton / 10% polyester |
| Fit | Classic unisex retail fit, crew neck |
| Colours | White, Natural, Athletic Heather |
| Sizes | S–3XL (see size chart below) |
| Hand-finished, WRAP-certified facility | |
| Care | Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low |
Size Chart (cm)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 | 71.1 | 22.6 |
| M | 50.8 | 73.7 | 23.3 |
| L | 55.9 | 76.2 | 24.0 |
| XL | 61.0 | 78.8 | 24.7 |
| 2XL | 66.0 | 81.3 | 25.4 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 83.8 | 26.4 |
Colour availability: This design works best on light shirts so the black artwork stays sharp. White and Athletic Heather come in the full S–3XL run. Natural is available in M, L, XL and 2XL only — if you want a small or a 3XL, pick White or Athletic Heather.
Print-to-order: Each tee is printed just for you after you order, so it isn't sitting in a warehouse — allow a little handling time before it ships (see delivery below).
Colour on screen: Natural is a warm off-white/cream rather than bright white, and screens vary, so the real shade may differ very slightly from your monitor.
- Your dog's opinion outranks everyone else's
- You love a deadpan one-liner
- You want a soft, everyday tee for walks and lounging
- You're buying a safe-bet gift for a dog lover
- You want the design on a dark/black shirt
- You need a heavyweight, boxy tee
- You want Natural in a small or 3XL
- You'd rather a subtle, text-free design
Pawsitively Vibrant™ — another bold, characterful dog tee for the days you want some colour. Shop it →
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Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
It's a classic unisex retail fit, so it runs true to size. If you're between sizes or like a roomier feel, size up. Check the size chart above (chest width and length in cm) — for example, a 102cm / 40" chest sits comfortably in a Large.
Why isn't the design on black or navy?
The artwork is detailed black line-art, which only pops on a light background. On a dark shirt it would disappear, so we offer it on White, Natural and Athletic Heather to keep the chihuahua crisp and sharp.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colours, and tumble dry on low. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Treated this way the tee keeps its shape and the artwork stays sharp for years.
Is this a good gift for a dog owner?
It's one of the easiest dog-lover gifts to get right — the joke lands instantly and the soft cotton makes it a keeper. Great for a Chihuahua owner especially, but it works for any dog person who'd happily admit their pup is the cooler one.
How long does delivery take?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.