On The Naughty List Dog Hoodie — Funny Christmas Dog Unisex Pullover
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- Cosy dog hoodie
On The Naughty List · 5 colours · XS–3XL
Every dog thinks they're an angel. Santa's not convinced.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a big red Christmas badge across the back that says it all — ON THE NAUGHTY LIST, printed bold in white on a red panel. For the dog who's already had a mince pie off the worktop, unwrapped a present early, or is clearly not making the "good boy" list this December. Honest branding, dressed up for the season.
The honest label
Every dog owner already knows which list their dog is really on this year. This one just says it plainly, in red and white, for the whole street to see on the Christmas walk.
A gift that gets a laugh
Perfect for the dog owner who's already resigned themselves to a Christmas of chewed wrapping paper and a raided stocking. Cosy enough for daily winter wear, funny enough to actually get noticed under the tree.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
Pairs well with
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Questions & answers
How big is the print?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The "ON THE NAUGHTY LIST" badge is printed in Christmas red and white on every colour.
Is this a good Christmas gift?
It's a cheeky stocking-filler for any dog owner who already knows their dog isn't making the nice list this year — great for a dog's first Christmas, a white elephant gift, or just a fun seasonal treat.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take, and will it arrive in time for Christmas?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For Christmas, we'd recommend ordering with plenty of time to spare rather than leaving it to the last week — see our contact page for current estimated delivery times.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
Designed for dog people, built for warmth
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on demand using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a hoodie made just for your dog.