Professional Pace Setter (Slow Division) Dog Hoodie — Funny Dog Walk Pullover
Professional Pace Setter (Slow Division) Dog Hoodie — Funny Dog Walk Pullover
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- Printed just for you
- Heavyweight fleece hoodie
Professional Pace Setter (Slow Division) · 5 colours · XS–3XL
Deliberately unhurried. Entirely on purpose.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a bold illustrated back print — see the photos for the full design. For the dog who sets the pace on every walk, and the pace is unhurried, thank you very much. No rushing, no apologies, just a steady amble on their own schedule.
Eye-catching print, built to last
Printed big and bold across the back — vivid, high-contrast artwork that holds up wash after wash. See the photos for the full design.
A gift that gets a smile
Every dog owner knows the walk that takes forever — not because the dog is lost or being difficult, but because there is simply no reason to hurry. Every smell gets the time it deserves and every step is taken at exactly the right speed. A funny tribute to the dog who runs the slow division and wouldn't have it any other way.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater — the design prints crisp and true on every colour.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
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| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
Pairs well with
Sniff Inspection, Full Stop At Every Lamppost, Not Lost. Just Thorough., Leash Laws Are More Of A Suggestion & Every Walk Is A Negotiation — more honest, funny badges for the dog who takes every walk very seriously. Shop Sniff Inspection → · Shop Full Stop → · Shop Not Lost → · Shop Leash Laws → · Shop Every Walk →
The rest of the range — more designs, one for every kind of pet person. Shop all dog hoodies →
Questions & answers
How big is the design on the back?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams — bold and easy to read rather than a small logo. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The Professional Pace Setter design prints the same bold way on every colour.
Who's this hoodie for?
For the dog who has never once hurried on a walk — steady, unbothered and completely in charge of the schedule. A funny gift for anyone whose quick lap round the block has never been quick.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
Why dog lovers choose Sniff Waggle and Walk
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Made to order, just for you
Every hoodie is printed fresh when you order - less waste, no dusty stock, and a hoodie made the moment you buy it.
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Tracked UK, EU & US delivery
Delivery is free to the UK, Europe and the US, with tracking included. Flat £6.99 to the rest of the world.
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Heavyweight fleece hoodie
Warm, medium-heavy fleece with a brushed inside and double-lined hood - holds its shape and colour wash after wash.
Designed for dog people, built for warmth
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium fleece hoodies using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a hoodie that feels warmer, softer, and more elevated.
Common questions
When will my order arrive?
Each hoodie is made to order, so it's printed within 2-5 working days, then shipped. UK delivery is typically 3-7 working days in total; the EU and US around 5-10; the rest of the world a little longer. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.
How much is delivery?
Delivery is free to the UK, Europe and the US, with tracking included. For everywhere else it's a flat £6.99, no matter how much you order.
How do I choose the right size?
Every product page has a size guide in centimetres. Our hoodies are unisex and true to size - if you like a relaxed or oversized fit, simply size up. Still unsure? Message us and we'll help you pick.
How do I care for my hoodie?
Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours, and avoid ironing directly over the print. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Treated well, the print stays bright and crack-free for years.
What's your returns policy?
Because each hoodie is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for a change of mind - but if there's ever a print fault or your order arrives damaged, email us a photo and we'll reprint or refund it, no fuss.
Can I talk to a real human?
Always. Our UK support team replies to most emails within a few hours, Monday to Saturday.