Retired Veteran Tee - "Deployed. Retired. Earned the Good Chair."
Retired Veteran Tee - "Deployed. Retired. Earned the Good Chair."
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight jersey tee blends quiet humor with comfortable, lived-in style. A laid-back graphic — a relaxed dog in an armchair with the lines “DEPLOYED. RETIRED.” and “EARNED THE GOOD CHAIR.” — lands center-chest in muted tones that read easy with jeans or lounge pants. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels breathable and smooth against skin, while the retail crew neckline and side seams keep the silhouette neat. It’s made to be worn on slow mornings, backyard barbecues, post-shift hangs, or whenever someone wants to wear a little earned-rest attitude. Subtle, respectful, and built to last, this tee sits right in the rotation for anyone who values comfort and a dry sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder twill tape for structural support and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics; sourced blanks from Honduras; multiple fabric blends for heather colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Eco Friendly
- Simple Returns
- Free Delivery

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