Reviewing Your Performance, Pending Dog Hoodie
Reviewing Your Performance, Pending Dog Hoodie
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- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Heavyweight fleece hoodie
Reviewing Your Performance: Pending. · 5 colours · XS–3XL
Your annual review has been rescheduled. By the dog. Indefinitely.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a bold office-memo style back print — see the photos for the full design. For the human whose only real appraisal comes from four paws and a very unimpressed stare.
Eye-catching print, built to last
Printed big and bold across the back — vivid, high-contrast artwork that holds up wash after wash. See the photos for the full design.
A gift that gets a smile
Every dog owner knows the look — assessed, judged, and found wanting, all before breakfast. A deadpan performance review from the only critic in the house who really matters.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater — the design prints crisp and true on every colour.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
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| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
Pairs well with
One of several designs in our growing Household Management range — more landing soon. Shop all dog hoodies →
Questions & answers
How big is the design on the back?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams — bold and easy to read rather than a small logo. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The Reviewing Your Performance design prints the same bold way on every colour.
Who's this hoodie for?
For the human who's constantly being sized up by their dog, and knows exactly what the verdict is. A funny gift for anyone who's used to being judged by their harshest, cutest critic.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
Why dog lovers choose Sniff Waggle and Walk
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Made to order, just for you
Every hoodie is printed fresh when you order - less waste, no dusty stock, and a hoodie made the moment you buy it.
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Free tracked worldwide delivery
Delivery is free to every country we ship to, with tracking included.
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Heavyweight fleece hoodie
Warm, medium-heavy fleece with a brushed inside and double-lined hood - holds its shape and colour wash after wash.
Designed for dog people, built for warmth
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium fleece hoodies using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a hoodie that feels warmer, softer, and more elevated.
Common questions
When will my order arrive?
Each hoodie is made to order, so it's printed within 2-5 working days, then shipped. UK delivery is typically 3-7 working days in total; the EU and US around 5-10; the rest of the world a little longer. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.
How much is delivery?
Delivery is free worldwide, with tracking included, no matter where you are or how much you order.
How do I choose the right size?
Every product page has a size guide in centimetres. Our hoodies are unisex and true to size - if you like a relaxed or oversized fit, simply size up. Still unsure? Message us and we'll help you pick.
How do I care for my hoodie?
Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours, and avoid ironing directly over the print. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Treated well, the print stays bright and crack-free for years.
What's your returns policy?
Because each hoodie is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for a change of mind - but if there's ever a print fault or your order arrives damaged, email us a photo and we'll reprint or refund it, no fuss.
Can I talk to a real human?
Always. Our UK support team replies to most emails within a few hours, Monday to Saturday.