Security K9 Unit Dog Hoodie — Funny Guard Dog Pullover
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Security K9 Unit · 5 colours · XS–3XL
On patrol. Off leash. Always alert.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a bold charcoal badge across the back, trimmed in cream and finished with a scatter of paw-print details, all wrapped around one unmistakable two-line message: SECURITY / K9 UNIT. For the dog who takes patrol duty very, very seriously.
Serious badge, playful attitude
A charcoal panel trimmed in cream, with a scatter of paw-print details framing one unmistakable two-line call sign: SECURITY / K9 UNIT. Bold, simple, and built to be read from across the park.
A gift that gets noticed
The one that gets stopped-and-asked-about on the walk. Cosy enough for daily wear, sharp enough to make even the laziest patrol dog look like they mean business.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
Pairs well with
Give Me Space Dog Hoodie & Squirrel Patrol Dog Hoodie — more attitude-led designs for dogs with a strong sense of duty. Shop Give Me Space → · Shop Squirrel Patrol →
The rest of the range — more designs, one for every kind of pet person. Shop all dog hoodies →
Questions & answers
How big is the print?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The "SECURITY / K9 UNIT" badge is printed in cream on a charcoal panel with paw-print details, on every colour.
Who's this hoodie for?
Perfect for the self-appointed head of household security — the door-bell responder, the postman patrol, the dog who takes guard duty very seriously. A fun gift for any owner who appreciates a good uniform joke.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
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