Selective Hearing Division T-Shirt — Funny Dog Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Can't hear you. Won't. Selective hearing, deployed on command.
See the photos for the full design.
✨ Smooth, long-lasting DTF/DTG print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Good to know
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Dog owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
What about delivery and returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out — returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
Pairs well with
Play Bow Division Tee — same Classified Dossier range. Shop it →
The Head Tilt Division Tee — another tongue-in-cheek dog-humor design. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.