Sploot Division T-Shirt — 'Stretched, Not Broken' Dog Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Stretched, not broken. The full sploot, deployed without warning.
See the photos for the full design.
✨ Smooth, long-lasting DTF/DTG print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Good to know
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Dog owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
What about delivery and returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page within 30 days and we'll replace or refund it. Change-of-mind returns depend on the item, so please see our refund policy.
Pairs well with
Food Theft Division Tee — same Classified Dossier range. Shop it →
Scent Intel Division Tee — another tongue-in-cheek dog-humor design. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.