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Centered on the chest is a playful illustration of a sprawled dog with the headline “CLASSIFIED DOSSIER - THE SPLOOT DIVISION” and the subtext “STRETCHED, NOT BROKEN,” giving the shirt a tongue-in-cheek, pet-loving personality. Cut in a retail fit with a classic crew neckline and side seams for structure, it layers easily under jackets or wears solo for relaxed weekends. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin, and the tear-away label helps keep things itch-free during long dog-park hangs or late-night streaming sessions. 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