{"product_id":"worlds-worst-guard-dog-border-collie-t-shirt","title":"World's Worst Guard Dog T-Shirt — Funny Border Collie Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #2a2a2a; max-width: 640px; line-height: 1.7; font-size: 17px;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2.5px; color: #8a96a3; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003eSlogan Tee · World's Worst Guard Dog\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBorder Collies will spot a squirrel two fields away but somehow miss an actual stranger walking through the front door. Too busy herding the cat to bother with security. \u003cspan style=\"color:#8a96a3;\"\u003eSee the photos for the full design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#f0f3f7; border-radius:12px; padding:20px 24px; margin:24px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:15px;\"\u003e\n👕 Soft unisex fit (Bella+Canvas 3001)\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Smooth, long-lasting print\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 A gift that gets worn\u003cbr\u003e\n🇬🇧 Free delivery UK\/EU\/US \u0026amp; 40+ countries\u003cbr\u003e\n🐾 Made to order, printed fresh\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%; border-collapse:collapse; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:14px; margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#3a4a5c; color:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:8px 12px; text-align:left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:8px 12px; text-align:left;\"\u003eChest (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding:8px 12px; text-align:left;\"\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e91\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e102\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e142\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f0f3f7;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e152\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 12px;\"\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:12.5px; color:#8a96a3; margin-top:0;\"\u003eMeasurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; border-bottom:2px solid #e5e8ec; color:#3a4a5c; font-size:20px; padding-bottom:8px; margin-top:32px;\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:12px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eWhich size should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px; margin-top:8px;\"\u003eCheck the size table above against a well-fitting tee you already own. Runs true to size — if you like a relaxed, oversized look, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:12px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px; margin-top:8px;\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding:12px 0; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:600; color:#3a4a5c; cursor:pointer; list-style:none;\"\u003eDelivery \u0026amp; returns?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px; margin-top:8px;\"\u003eDelivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e or check the information at checkout. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/pages\/contact-us-1\"\u003econtact page\u003c\/a\u003e and we'll sort it out — returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border:1px solid #e5e8ec; border-radius:10px; padding:22px 24px; margin-top:28px; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:15px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700; color:#3a4a5c; letter-spacing:1.5px; text-transform:uppercase; font-size:12.5px; margin-bottom:12px;\"\u003ePairs well with\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCosts A Fortune Border Collie Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the collie that's never once been cheap. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/costs-a-fortune-border-collie-t-shirt\"\u003eShop it →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeps Like Royalty Border Collie Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the collie that owns the whole bed. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/sleeps-like-royalty-border-collie-t-shirt\"\u003eShop it →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:6px 0;\"\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003eT-Shirts collection →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size:12.5px; color:#8a96a3; text-align:center; border-top:1px solid #e5e8ec; padding-top:16px; margin-top:24px;\"\u003ePart of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sniff Waggle And Walk","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53315754033418,"sku":"12878523134074553239","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53315754066186,"sku":"11797830708375813413","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53315754098954,"sku":"11502431541191832050","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53315754131722,"sku":"28107177599383794582","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black Heather","offer_id":53315754164490,"sku":"17553017243335638781","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53315754197258,"sku":"22362668564896503694","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53315754230026,"sku":"23168708528458824761","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53315754262794,"sku":"21198448996724188487","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black Heather","offer_id":53315754295562,"sku":"21400194579884001608","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53315754328330,"sku":"33710432978803094666","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53315754361098,"sku":"29550152045834910474","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53315754393866,"sku":"27772993988504159503","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black Heather","offer_id":53315754426634,"sku":"25186372289594354096","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53315754459402,"sku":"21716159647838425817","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53315754492170,"sku":"47075782979670576255","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53315754524938,"sku":"28093057173369761997","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black Heather","offer_id":53315754557706,"sku":"72058908108985629768","price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53315754590474,"sku":"20544873297475625179","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53315754623242,"sku":"12728601284590506517","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53315754656010,"sku":"32105189943105157742","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black Heather","offer_id":53315754688778,"sku":"28881305918372841999","price":37.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53315754721546,"sku":"63712841243790905634","price":43.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53315754754314,"sku":"83099982983480151991","price":50.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0720\/1561\/0122\/files\/worlds-worst-guard-dog-border-collie-tshirt-01.jpg?v=1783333417","url":"https:\/\/sniff-waggle-and-walk.com\/products\/worlds-worst-guard-dog-border-collie-t-shirt","provider":"Sniff Waggle And Walk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}