World's Worst Guard Dog T-Shirt — Funny Poodle Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Slogan Tee · World's Worst Guard Dog
Poodles will announce a leaf blowing past three streets away but sleep straight through an actual break-in. All bark, zero follow-through, endless cuddles instead. See the photos for the full design.
✨ Smooth, long-lasting print
📏 True to size — size up for a relaxed fit
🎁 A gift that gets worn
🇬🇧 Free delivery UK/EU/US & 40+ countries
🐾 Made to order, printed fresh
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm. Dark Grey Heather, Navy and Black Heather run S–2XL; Black runs XS–4XL.
Good to know
Which size should I pick?
Check the size table above against a well-fitting tee you already own. Runs true to size — if you like a relaxed, oversized look, size up.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don't iron directly on the print.
Delivery & returns?
Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page within 30 days and we'll replace or refund it. Change-of-mind returns depend on the item, so please see our refund policy.
Pairs well with
Personal Space Cancelled™ Poodle Tee — for the poodle that's smarter than it lets on. Shop it →
My Poodle Is My Favourite Cosmic Companion Tee — for the poodle who goes everywhere with you. Shop it →
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Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.