Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Forest green, front view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Pink, front view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Black, front view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Sand Dune, front view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Deep Teal, front view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt, design close-up
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Gold, front view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt, full garment view
Bark If You're Weird Too funny dog t-shirt in Storm grey, front view

Bark If You're Weird Too T-Shirt — Funny Dog Lover Tee

£30.00£19.99
Color: Black
Size: XS
  • Free worldwide delivery
  • Printed just for you
  • Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
SniffWaggleNWalk™ — Dog Lover Collection
Normal is overrated. Bark if you're weird too.
100%
Airlume cotton
Side
Seamed fit
9
Colours
XS–2XL
Size range
Airlume Cotton Unisex Fit Printed to Order Machine Washable Free Delivery — UK, EU, US & More

Ever caught yourself barking back at your dog just to see what happens? Same. Bark If You're Weird Too is a badge of honour for the proudly different — a bold dog silhouette and a playful message for pet lovers and joyfully awkward humans who know normal is overrated. As comfy as it is cheeky.

Wear your weird, loud and proud
A bold dog-silhouette graphic and a message that says it all. It's the tee for proud weirdos, pet parents and joyfully awkward humans — the kind of design that starts conversations at the coffee shop and gets a knowing nod from fellow dog people.
Soft Airlume cotton
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — light, breathable and incredibly soft, with side-seaming for a flattering shape that holds up wear after wear. High-quality printing keeps the design bold and crisp through the wash.
A fit that works for everyone
An inclusive side-seamed unisex fit that runs true to size — order what you normally wear, or size up for a looser feel. Buying it as a gift for a fellow weirdo? Their usual high-street size is the safe pick. With nine colours, there's a version for everyone at the weird party.
Printed to order, just for you
Each shirt is printed individually using direct-to-garment printing — vibrant colour that's part of the fabric, not a plasticky layer on top. No warehouse stock, no waste: your tee is made because you ordered it.
What's in the box
  • 1 × Bark If You're Weird Too t-shirt in your chosen colour and size
  • Printed to order and quality-checked before dispatch
Specifications
Garment Unisex Airlume cotton crew-neck tee
Fabric 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (heather shades include polyester)
Fit Side-seamed unisex retail fit, runs true to size
Colours Black, Navy, Forest, Deep Teal, Team Purple, Pink, Gold, Storm, Sand Dune
Sizes XS–2XL across colours
Print Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order
Care Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, non-chlorine bleach only
Size chart XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, cm 42 46 51 56 61 66
Length, cm 69 71 74 76 79 81

Printed to order: your tee is made when you order it, which adds a few working days of production time before dispatch — it's not sitting in a warehouse.

Nine colours: from Black and Navy to Pink, Gold and Sand Dune — there's a shade to suit every kind of weird.

Is this right for you?
✅ Right for you if…
• You're a proud weirdo and a dog lover
• You love a bold, funny statement tee
• You want a soft everyday shirt
• You're gift-hunting for a quirky pet parent
❌ Not for you if…
• You prefer a plain, slogan-free shirt
• You want a subtle, understated look
• You need it tomorrow — printing takes a few days
• You'd rather have a hoodie than a tee
Pairs well with

Not In The Mood™ — the grumpy dog for your less sociable days. Shop it →

Dog Walk Diaries™ — the funny, relatable everyday dog-walking tee. Shop it →

Frequently asked questions

What size should I order?

It runs true to size with a side-seamed unisex fit — order what you normally wear, or size up for a looser feel. The size chart above has exact chest width and length measurements.

How do I wash it without damaging the print?

Turn it inside-out and machine wash cold, then tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach only. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, DTG prints stay vibrant for years.

What does the design look like?

A bold dog silhouette paired with the "Bark If You're Weird Too" message — clean, graphic and readable across a room. It works on every colour in the range.

How long does delivery take?

Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.

Can I return it if it's not right?

If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns.

Bark If You're Weird Too™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
  • Made to order, just for you

    Every tee is printed fresh when you order - less waste, no dusty stock, and a shirt made the moment you buy it.

  • Free tracked worldwide delivery

    Delivery is free to every country we ship to, with tracking included.

  • Premium Bella+Canvas cotton

    Soft, durable 100% ringspun cotton that holds its shape and colour wash after wash.

Cocker Spaniel curled up in a warm knitted blanket at home

Designed for dog people, printed to last

Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.

Common questions

When will my order arrive?

Each tee is made to order, then shipped, and usually arrives within 3-5 working days (further-away countries can take a little longer). You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.

How much is delivery?

Delivery is free worldwide, with tracking included, no matter where you are or how much you order.

How do I choose the right size?

Every product page has a size guide in centimetres. Our tees are unisex and true to size - if you like a relaxed fit, simply size up. Still unsure? Message us and we'll help you pick.

How do I care for my tee?

Wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours, and avoid ironing directly over the print. Hang to dry where you can. Treated well, the print stays bright and crack-free for years.

What's your returns policy?

Because each tee is printed just for you, we can't accept returns for a change of mind - but if there's ever a print fault or your order arrives damaged, visit our contact page with a photo and we'll reprint or refund it, no fuss.

Can I talk to a real human?

Always. Our UK support team replies to most emails within a few hours, Monday to Saturday - reach us via our contact page.