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Vintage Dog Classic Unisex T-Shirt - I'm Not Old, I'm Classic

Vintage Dog Classic Unisex T-Shirt - I'm Not Old, I'm Classic

Featuring a grumpy old dog and a retro backdrop, this unisex tee delivers vintage vibes with a side of canine sass. Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed 100% US cotton, it’s the perfect blend of comfort and personality. Whether you're aging like fine wine or just want a funny dog shirt with attitude — this one’s for you (and your salty old pup) if you gots one.

Bold Retro Design: Vintage colors + moody dog = instant attitude.
Garment-Dyed Comfort: Pre-washed for softness and that "lived-in" feel.
Unisex Relaxed Fit: Looks great on all shapes and sizes.
100% Ring-Spun US Cotton: High-quality and ethically sourced.
Conversation Starter: Perfect gift for dog lovers with a sense of humor!

💬 "I’m not old, I'm classic.

🛒 Order your ‘Classic Dog’ Tee now and wear your inner old soul loud and proud! 🐾

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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