Dachshund Tee — "Short Legs. Big Opinions." Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt
Dachshund Tee — "Short Legs. Big Opinions." Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A comfy, lightweight tee that carries a wink and a wag. Soft Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps this shirt breathable for long days at home, dog-walks, or casual outings. The front art shows a relaxed dachshund sprawled on a couch with the phrase “SHORT LEGS. BIG OPINIONS.” — a playful nod to anyone who knows that small dogs have big personalities. The retail crew neck and side seams maintain a neat, structured fit that layers easily under jackets or pairs with jeans and sneakers. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this shirt feels good to wear and to buy — from the tear-away label that avoids itch to the ribbed collar that holds its shape. Wear it when you want to make people smile, start conversations, or quietly flex your dog-lover cred.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and better fit
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; ethically manufactured
- Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG techniques depending on provider
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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