Dogs > People Dog Hoodie — Sassy Top Dog Pullover
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Dogs > People · 5 colours · XS–3XL
Dogs > People. Case closed, tail wagging.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a small, clean tag across the back, stacking three lines that settle the argument for good: DOGS / > / PEOPLE. Cream lettering on a warm taupe-grey background, no big fuss about it — just the facts, as far as any dog's concerned. For the dog who's already decided who's in charge, and isn't shy about saying so.
Dogs > People, officially
A small tag in warm taupe-grey with cream lettering, stacked DOGS on top, a bold > underneath, PEOPLE below that. Compact and clean rather than a big, in-your-face design — the kind of detail that gets noticed without shouting about it.
A gift that gets a laugh
The one every dog owner secretly agrees with, whether they'll say it out loud or not. Cosy enough for the sofa, cheeky enough to get a laugh out on the walk.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
Pairs well with
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Questions & answers
How big is the tag on the back?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams — a small, clean tag rather than a large design. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The "DOGS > PEOPLE" tag is printed in cream lettering on a warm taupe-grey background, on every colour.
Who's this hoodie for?
For the dog who's always suspected they run the house, and the owner who's ready to admit they might be right. A fun gift for anyone whose dog acts like the main character — because, let's be honest, they usually are.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked on every order. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.