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German Shepherd T-Shirt — True Crime Night Shift Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™

German Shepherd · True Crime Night Shift · Noir Mugshot Print · Unisex Tee

Charged with unlawful guard duty, barked at the postman again — case still open.

100%

Airlume Cotton

4.2oz

Fabric Weight

XS–4XL

Size Range

DTF/DTG

Print Method

Airlume Combed Cotton Long-Lasting DTF/DTG Print Made to Order Free Worldwide Delivery

Every German Shepherd owner knows the drill — the postman knocks, and suddenly the whole street hears about it. True Crime Night Shift puts your dog through a noir-style police mugshot: black-and-white engraved-ink artwork, an accurate height-measurement backdrop, and a blank booking plaque hung around the neck on a chain. This one's charge sheet reads exactly what you would expect from a German Shepherd on duty.

The mugshot artwork

A gritty, high-contrast noir illustration of a German Shepherd sitting upright and alert, rendered in engraved scratchboard-style ink — the kind of print that looks more like a vintage police file photo than a cartoon. Bold graphic linework, sharp dramatic shadow, no cute rounded shapes.

The charge

A booking plaque hangs around the dog's neck on a chain, reading CHARGED WITH: UNLAWFUL GUARD DUTY (BARKED AT THE POSTMAN AGAIN) — a nod to every German Shepherd owner who has apologised to a delivery driver on behalf of a dog that considers the front gate a matter of national security.

The height chart backdrop

Behind the dog sits a genuine police-style height measurement chart, printed with real, accurate numbers from 4'4" to 7'2" — the kind of detail that makes the joke land instead of just being a plain black t-shirt.

The fabric

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey with a retail crew neck, ribbed knit collar and side seams for a shirt that holds its shape wash after wash.

What's in the box

1 × True Crime Night Shift German Shepherd T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
XS	84	69
S	91	71
M	102	74
L	112	76
XL	122	79
2XL	132	81
3XL	142	84
4XL	152	86

Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm.

Honest notes

Colour: Black is the hero colour for this design — the artwork's own dark backdrop blends seamlessly into black fabric, which is why it's the main image. White, Natural and Athletic Heather work well too if you want the artwork to stand out with more contrast instead of blending in.

Sizing: It's a true-to-size unisex fit. Check the chart above against a tee you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a relaxed, oversized look.

Print care: The print is DTF/DTG, not a vinyl transfer, but like any printed tee it lasts longest washed inside out on a cold cycle, without the tumble dryer's high heat setting.

Made to order: Every shirt is printed fresh once you order, so please allow a little longer than off-the-shelf items — see the delivery estimate in the FAQ below.

Questions & answers

What's this shirt made of?

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey, retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.

Which size should I pick?

It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. German Shepherd owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.

Will the mugshot print crack or fade?

No — it's printed using DTF/DTG technology rather than a cheap vinyl transfer, so the noir artwork and the CHARGED WITH plaque text stay sharp wash after wash when you follow the care instructions below.

How do I wash and care for it?

Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.

How long does delivery take?

We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.

Can I return it if it's not right?

Yes. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. Once a pet has used the product we cannot accept a return for hygiene reasons.

Pairs well with

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Returns Policy

Return Policy: "What is your return policy?" - We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, please contact us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund or exchange.

Sizing Information

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German Shepherd T-Shirt — True Crime Night Shift Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™