I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago Hoodie – Funny Dog Lover Quote Hoodie for Pet Parents
I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago Hoodie – Funny Dog Lover Quote Hoodie for Pet Parents
😎 Why You'll Love It:
🐕 You know what happened? One dog turned into two, two became three, and now… normal is just a setting on the dryer.
This hilarious "I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago" hoodie says what we’re all thinking-dog life is the best life. Featuring a super stylish pup in a hoodie and bold lettering, it’s perfect for dog parents who have fully embraced the dog-crazy lifestyle 🐾
🧵 Hoodie Highlights:
✅ Comfy & Warm – Medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd²)
✅ Classic Fit – Roomy feel with a kangaroo pocket & tear-away label for comfort
✅ Stylish Details – Color-matched drawcord + double-lined hood for extra flair
✅ Ethically Made – 100% U.S. grown cotton & OEKO-TEX-certified dyes
✅ Durable & Soft – Great for everyday dog walks, cuddle sessions, or just lounging
✅ Sizes S–5XL – Because dog lovers come in all shapes and sizes
💡 H3 Size Guide (Mobile-Optimized):
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51 | 69 | 85.09 |
| M | 56 | 71 | 87.63 |
| L | 61 | 74 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66 | 76 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.1 | 79 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76 | 81 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81 | 84 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 | 102.87 |
💥 Join the club of crazy (and proud) dog people! Grab your "I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago" hoodie now and wear your dog obsession loud and proud. Makes a pawsome gift too! 🐾💕
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