I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago Hoodie — Unisex — SniffWaggleNWalk™
I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago Hoodie — Unisex — SniffWaggleNWalk™
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SniffWaggleNWalk™ — Dog Lover Collection
"Perfectly normal. Just with more dogs."
Before the first dog: perfectly normal. After the third dog: absolutely fine, just different. The I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago hoodie is for multi-dog households who have long stopped pretending otherwise. Whether you have Labradors, Spaniels, or a collection of breeds that defy explanation — this one's for you.
The funny, widely understood declaration: I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago. DTG printed for sharp, lasting colour across Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Black, Carolina Blue, and Graphite Heather. Immediately relatable to anyone whose dog count exceeded initial plans.
Unisex relaxed fit, true to size. 280gsm cotton-polyester blend with brushed inner fleece. Warm, comfortable, made for daily wear. Available S to 5XL.
What's Included
- 1x I Was Normal Three Dogs Ago Hoodie
- Double-lined hood with drawstring
- Kangaroo front pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Fabric | Cotton-polyester blend, 280gsm |
| Direct-to-garment (DTG) | |
| Fit | Unisex relaxed fit |
| Sizes | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Colours | Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Black, Carolina Blue, Graphite Heather |
| Care | Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. |
Sizing: True to size, relaxed cut. Go up one for an oversized feel.
Print placement: DTG centred on chest. Up to 1cm variation is normal.
✅ Right for you if…
- You have more than one dog and zero regrets
- You want a funny hoodie that dog people get immediately
- You need a gift for a proudly multi-dog household
- You enjoy wearing your truth on your chest
❌ Not for you if…
- You only have one dog (get it anyway)
- You prefer plain or minimal clothing
- You want a slim or athletic fit
Pairs Well With
In Dog Years I'm Dead Hoodie™ — Another bold, funny dog lover classic. Shop it →
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Hoodie™ — At least one of them does. Shop it →
Dogs Because People Suck Hoodie™ — The natural companion piece for this worldview. Shop it →
Questions & Answers
What sizes does this come in?
S through 5XL, unisex relaxed fit. True to size — go up one for oversized.
How do I care for it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or air dry. No bleach, no high heat.
How long does delivery take?
We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. See our contact page for estimated times or check at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
SniffWaggleNWalk™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
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Shipping
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Returns Policy
Return Policy: "What is your return policy?" - We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, please contact us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund or exchange.
Sizing Information
Sizing Information: "How do I choose the right size for my product?" - To find the perfect fit, please refer to our detailed sizing guide available on each product page. If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free to reach out to our friendly customer service team for personalized recommendations.
Tracking Your Order
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