I'm Not Single I Have a Dog Hoodie — Unisex — SniffWaggleNWalk™
I'm Not Single I Have a Dog Hoodie — Unisex — SniffWaggleNWalk™
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SniffWaggleNWalk™ — Dog Lover Collection
"It's not a phase. It's a lifestyle choice."
The relationship status that actually makes sense. The I'm Not Single I Have a Dog hoodie is for everyone who has tried to explain to a non-dog-person that their dog counts as company — and knows they'll never fully understand. Wear it as the statement it is. Available in Ash, Sport Grey, White, Black, Sand, and Mint Green.
A simple, clear declaration: I'm Not Single. I Have a Dog. DTG printed for lasting vibrancy, no peeling or cracking. The kind of print that anyone who has ever prioritised a dog walk over a date will immediately understand.
Unisex relaxed fit, true to size. 280gsm cotton-polyester blend with brushed inner fleece. The kind of hoodie you reach for every time you leave the house with your dog — warm, comfortable, and unapologetically you.
For the dog owner who considers their dog their significant other. They'll understand immediately. S to 5XL.
What's Included
- 1x I'm Not Single I Have a Dog Hoodie
- Double-lined hood with drawstring
- Kangaroo front pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Fabric | Cotton-polyester blend, 280gsm |
| Direct-to-garment (DTG) | |
| Fit | Unisex relaxed fit |
| Sizes | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Colours | Ash, Sport Grey, White, Black, Sand, Mint Green |
| Care | Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. |
Sizing: True to size, relaxed cut. Go up one for an oversized feel.
Print placement: DTG centred on chest. Up to 1cm variation is normal.
✅ Right for you if…
- Your dog is your most important relationship
- You've turned down plans to stay home with your dog
- You want a hoodie that says everything without a word
- You need a gift for a proudly dog-devoted friend
❌ Not for you if…
- You prefer plain or minimal clothing
- You want a slim or athletic fit
- You're actively trying to find a human partner and don't want to explain the hoodie
Pairs Well With
My Therapist Has Fur and Four Legs Hoodie™ — Same honest dog-devotion energy, different declaration. Shop it →
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool Hoodie™ — Mutually appreciated. Shop it →
Sorry I Can't I Have Plans With the Dog Hoodie™ — The companion piece for people who prioritise their dog. Shop it →
Questions & Answers
What sizes does this come in?
S through 5XL, unisex relaxed fit. True to size — go up one for oversized.
How do I care for it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or air dry. No bleach, no high heat.
How long does delivery take?
We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. See our contact page for estimated times or check at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
SniffWaggleNWalk™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
FAQ
Shipping
"Shipping Timeframe: 'When will my order arrive?' We're dedicated to delivering your product swiftly. While our standard timeframe is up to 7 days, most orders arrive within just 3-5 days. We dispatch products the same day, and you'll receive tracking information to follow your order’s journey right to your doorstep."
Returns Policy
Return Policy: "What is your return policy?" - We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, please contact us within 30 days of receipt for a full refund or exchange.
Sizing Information
Sizing Information: "How do I choose the right size for my product?" - To find the perfect fit, please refer to our detailed sizing guide available on each product page. If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free to reach out to our friendly customer service team for personalized recommendations.
Tracking Your Order
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