Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog T-Shirt — Funny Organic Unisex Tee
- Free worldwide delivery
- Printed just for you
- Premium Bella+Canvas cotton
Funny Dating Tee · SniffWaggleNWalk™
Love me, love my dog — we're a package deal.
Looking for love? There's just one non-negotiable. Single But Be Warned — I Come With a Dog lays your priorities out in playful hand-lettering, with the word DOG spelled out in a heart packed full of little cartoon pups in every breed and colour. It's the perfect cheeky tee for the proudly single dog parent who knows any future partner has to pass the dog first. Soft, comfy and made to spark a smile at the dog park or on a first date.
- 1 × "Single But Be Warned I Come With a Dog" organic unisex t-shirt
- Your choice of colour (White, Natural or Athletic Heather) and size (S–3XL)
- Hand-printed to order and shipped fully tracked
| Specification | Detail |
|---|---|
| Fabric | 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²); heather shades include polyester |
| Construction | Twill-taped shoulders, ribbed collar, no side seams |
| Fit | Classic unisex retail fit, crew neck, runs true to size |
| Colours | White, Natural, Athletic Heather |
| Sizes | S–3XL (see size chart below) |
| Direct-to-garment (DTG), printed to order | |
| Care | Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low |
Size Chart (cm)
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 | 71.1 | 20.9 |
| M | 50.8 | 73.7 | 21.6 |
| L | 55.9 | 76.2 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61.0 | 78.7 | 22.9 |
| 2XL | 66.0 | 81.3 | 23.5 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 83.8 | 24.1 |
Colour availability: White and Athletic Heather come in the full S–3XL run. Natural is available in S, M, L, XL and 2XL — if you need a 3XL, choose White or Athletic Heather.
Print-to-order: Each tee is printed just for you after you order, so allow a little handling time before it ships (see delivery below).
Light shirts only: The black lettering and colourful dog-heart only pop on a pale background, so we offer it on light colours to keep the design sharp.
- You're single and your dog comes first
- You love a cheeky dating-humour line
- You want a soft everyday tee for walks
- You're after a fun gift for a single dog lover
- You want the design on a dark/black shirt
- You'd prefer a subtle, text-free design
- You need Natural in a 3XL
- You want a plain, slogan-free tee
My Dog Thinks I'm Cool™ — another funny everyday dog-lover tee for the proudly single. Shop it →
Dog Mum™ & Dog Dad™ tees — for when the dog is officially the centre of the household. Shop Dog Mum →
Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
It's a classic unisex fit that runs true to size — order what you normally wear, or size up for a roomier feel. The size chart above gives exact chest width and length in cm; for example, a 102cm / 40" chest sits comfortably in a Large.
What does the design look like?
"SINGLE" sits up top in bold 3D lettering, then "but be warned I come with a" in hand-drawn script, and "DOG" along the bottom — where the O is a heart filled with little cartoon dogs of all breeds and colours.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Turn it inside-out, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly over the print. Cared for this way, the design stays vibrant for years.
Is it a good gift?
It's a brilliant, light-hearted gift for a single friend who's devoted to their dog — funny without being rude, and soft enough that they'll actually wear it. A safe bet for any proud dog person.
How long does delivery take?
Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns.
Single But Be Warned™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.