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The Sploot Division T‑Shirt — "Stretched, Not Broken" Funny Dog Sploot Tee

The Sploot Division T‑Shirt — "Stretched, Not Broken" Funny Dog Sploot Tee

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Color
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This lightweight, breathable jersey tee brings a wink of humor and laid-back charm to everyday wear. Centered on the chest is a playful illustration of a sprawled dog with the headline “CLASSIFIED DOSSIER - THE SPLOOT DIVISION” and the subtext “STRETCHED, NOT BROKEN,” giving the shirt a tongue-in-cheek, pet-loving personality. Cut in a retail fit with a classic crew neckline and side seams for structure, it layers easily under jackets or wears solo for relaxed weekends. The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin, and the tear-away label helps keep things itch-free during long dog-park hangs or late-night streaming sessions. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this tee fits into a mindful wardrobe while celebrating the small, silly moments that make life cozy.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for lasting shape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for stability and comfort
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified
- Prints applied with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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