🚫🐶 "Do Not Pet My Dog Unless You're Lookin’ for a Full-Time Job" – Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt
🚫🐶 "Do Not Pet My Dog Unless You're Lookin’ for a Full-Time Job" – Funny Dog Lover T-Shirt
😂 Warning: Pet at Your Own Risk!
Your dog isn’t just a pet-they’re a professional attention seeker! If strangers can’t resist reaching out for a pat, this shirt is your hilarious first line of defense. Whether you’re at the park, the café, or dodging small talk, this tee gets the message across-loud and clear!
🔥 Why You'll Love This T-Shirt
✔ Super Soft & Lightweight – 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²)
✔ Classic Unisex Fit – Comfortable and versatile for all-day wear
✔ Durable Construction – Twill-taped shoulders & ribbed collar
✔ Ethically Sourced Cotton – US Cotton Trust Protocol Certified
✔ No Side Seams – Keeps its shape for a clean look
📏 Size Chart – Find Your Perfect Fit
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (cm) | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length (cm) | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve (cm) | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 | 24.70 |
📌 🐕 Keep the belly rubs exclusive-order yours today!
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