Best Friend Therapist Roommate Dog Hoodie — Funny Dog Lover Pullover
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- Heavyweight fleece hoodie
Best Friend Therapist Roommate Alarm Clock · 5 colours · XS–3XL
Four job titles. Zero days off. One very good dog.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a round badge across the back, listing every job description a dog quietly holds down: Best Friend. Therapist. Roommate. Alarm Clock. A gold paw print up top, a cream heart underneath, and the full job list in warm groovy lettering in between. No qualifications needed — they were hired the day they came home.
The full job description
A round badge across the back with a dotted gold border, a paw print at the top and a heart at the bottom, framing four stacked job titles in cream groovy type. Every dog owner will recognise the CV — it's basically theirs, too.
A gift that gets a laugh (and a little "aww")
Funny and genuinely warm at the same time — the rare design that gets a laugh and a proper "that's so true" in the same breath. A lovely pick for a dog owner who talks about their dog like a housemate, because honestly, they are one.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater — the badge design prints the same warm gold-and-cream way on every colour.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
Pairs well with
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Questions & answers
How big is the badge on the back?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams — a full round badge rather than a small logo. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The Best Friend Therapist Roommate Alarm Clock badge prints the same gold and cream way on every colour.
Who's this hoodie for?
For the dog who's quietly holding down four jobs at once, and the owner who knows exactly how true that is. A warm, funny gift for anyone whose dog is far more than "just a pet" in their house.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
Designed for dog people, built for warmth
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium fleece hoodies using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a hoodie that feels warmer, softer, and more elevated.