Walkies Snacks Leave Dog Hoodie — Funny Dog Priorities Pullover
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- Heavyweight fleece hoodie
Walkies Snacks Leave · 5 colours · XS–3XL
Walkies? Yes. Snacks? Always. Leaving? Absolutely not.
A cosy fleece hoodie with a bold checklist badge across the back — three priorities, honestly ranked. Walkies: ticked. Snacks: ticked. Leaving the house without either: firmly crossed out. Cream and gold lettering on a black rounded badge, with a paw print underneath to seal the deal. For the dog whose to-do list has exactly two items on it, and neither of them is "let owner leave in peace."
The list, ticked off
A bold black badge across the back, gold checkmarks next to Walkies and Snacks, a gold cross next to Leave, and a paw print stamped underneath. Clear enough to read from across the park, chunky enough to hold up wash after wash.
A gift that gets a laugh
Every dog owner knows this list by heart. It's the honest version of what actually matters to their dog, printed loud and proud — a fun pick-me-up gift for any dog whose priorities are refreshingly simple.
Cosy fleece, thoughtful details
A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater — the badge design prints the same bold black-and-gold way on every colour.
| Size | Weight | Chest | Back length | Typical breeds |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 0–4 lb | 12.5" (32cm) | 8.5" (22cm) | Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) |
| S | 5–10 lb | 13.5" (34cm) | 9.4" (24cm) | Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle |
| M | 11–23 lb | 14.5" (37cm) | 10" (25cm) | Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel |
| L | 24–45 lb | 16.5" (42cm) | 12" (30cm) | Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier |
| XL | 46–70 lb | 18.5" (47cm) | 15.5" (39cm) | Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky |
| 2XL | 71–85 lb | 23" (58cm) | 17.5" (44cm) | German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever |
| 3XL | 86 lb+ | 28" (71cm) | 18" (46cm) | Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland |
Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
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Questions & answers
How big is the badge on the back?
It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams — a bold, readable badge rather than a tiny logo. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.
What size should I order?
Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.
What colours does it come in?
Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The Walkies Snacks Leave badge prints the same black, gold and cream way on every colour.
Who's this hoodie for?
For the dog whose whole world runs on walks and treats, and the owner who's given up pretending otherwise. A fun gift for anyone whose dog makes their priorities extremely clear, every single day.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?
Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.
How long does delivery take?
Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Anywhere else ships at a flat £6.99. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.
Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.
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