Poodle T-Shirt — True Crime Night Shift Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
Poodle T-Shirt — True Crime Night Shift Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
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Poodle · True Crime Night Shift · Noir Mugshot Print · Unisex Tee
Charged with excessive vanity, refused to walk in the rain — the coat comes before the commute.
Every Poodle owner knows the exact moment a walk gets cancelled — the second a cloud looks even slightly threatening. True Crime Night Shift puts your dog through a noir-style police mugshot: black-and-white engraved-ink artwork, an accurate height-measurement backdrop, and a blank booking plaque hung around the neck on a chain. This one's charge sheet reads exactly what you would expect from a Poodle with standards.
The mugshot artwork
A gritty, high-contrast noir illustration of a Poodle sitting upright and alert, rendered in engraved scratchboard-style ink — the kind of print that looks more like a vintage police file photo than a cartoon. Bold graphic linework, sharp dramatic shadow, no cute rounded shapes.
The charge
A booking plaque hangs around the dog's neck on a chain, reading CHARGED WITH: EXCESSIVE VANITY (REFUSED TO WALK IN THE RAIN) — a nod to every Poodle owner who has stood at the door with the lead in hand while their dog stares at the drizzle like it's a personal insult to the coat.
The height chart backdrop
Behind the dog sits a genuine police-style height measurement chart, printed with real, accurate numbers from 4'4" to 7'2" — the kind of detail that makes the joke land instead of just being a plain black t-shirt.
The fabric
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey with a retail crew neck, ribbed knit collar and side seams for a shirt that holds its shape wash after wash.
What's in the box
- 1 × True Crime Night Shift Poodle T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm.
Honest notes
Colour: Black is the hero colour for this design — the artwork's own dark backdrop blends seamlessly into black fabric, which is why it's the main image. Dark Grey Heather and Black Heather work well too if you want a touch more texture while keeping the same noir tone.
Sizing: It's a true-to-size unisex fit. Check the chart above against a tee you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a relaxed, oversized look.
Print care: The print is DTF/DTG, not a vinyl transfer, but like any printed tee it lasts longest washed inside out on a cold cycle, without the tumble dryer's high heat setting.
Made to order: Every shirt is printed fresh once you order, so please allow a little longer than off-the-shelf items — see the delivery estimate in the FAQ below.
Questions & answers
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey, retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Poodle owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
Will the mugshot print crack or fade?
No — it's printed using DTF/DTG technology rather than a cheap vinyl transfer, so the noir artwork and the CHARGED WITH plaque text stay sharp wash after wash when you follow the care instructions below.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
How long does delivery take?
We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
Yes. If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. Once a pet has used the product we cannot accept a return for hygiene reasons.
Pairs well with
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This Poodle True Crime Night Shift tee is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
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