Border Collie T-Shirt — True Crime Night Shift Unisex Tee — SniffWaggleNWalk™
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Border Collie · True Crime Night Shift · Noir Mugshot Print · Unisex Tee
Charged with unlicensed herding, rounded up the whole family — because a Border Collie left without a job will simply invent one, and that job is always you.
Every Border Collie owner knows the score: leave him idle for five minutes and he'll appoint himself shepherd of the household, herding kids, cats, and the vacuum cleaner into a tidy group whether they like it or not. True Crime Night Shift puts your dog through a noir-style police mugshot, complete with a blank booking plaque hung around the neck on a chain. See the photos for the full design. This one's charge sheet reads exactly what you'd expect from a dog who considers the whole family his personal flock.
The charge
A booking plaque hangs around the dog's neck on a chain, reading CHARGED WITH: UNLICENSED HERDING (ROUNDED UP THE WHOLE FAMILY) — a nod to every Border Collie owner who's watched their dog circle the children at the park, nudge the cat back onto the sofa, or corner the vacuum cleaner like it's a stray sheep, entirely of its own accord and without being asked.
The fabric
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey with a retail crew neck, ribbed knit collar and side seams for a shirt that holds its shape wash after wash.
What's in the box
- 1 × True Crime Night Shift Border Collie T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 84 | 69 |
| S | 91 | 71 |
| M | 102 | 74 |
| L | 112 | 76 |
| XL | 122 | 79 |
| 2XL | 132 | 81 |
| 3XL | 142 | 84 |
| 4XL | 152 | 86 |
Measurements are approximate, ±2.5cm.
Honest notes
Colour: Black is the hero colour for this design — the artwork's own dark backdrop blends seamlessly into black fabric, which is why it's the main image. Dark Grey Heather and Black Heather work well too if you want a touch more texture while keeping the same noir tone.
Sizing: It's a true-to-size unisex fit. Check the chart above against a tee you already own before ordering, and size up if you prefer a relaxed, oversized look.
Print care: The print is DTF/DTG, not a vinyl transfer, but like any printed tee it lasts longest washed inside out on a cold cycle, without the tumble dryer's high heat setting.
Made to order: Every shirt is printed fresh once you order, so please allow a little longer than off-the-shelf items — see the delivery estimate in the FAQ below.
Questions & answers
What's this shirt made of?
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001), 4.2oz lightweight jersey, retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar, side-seamed for a clean silhouette. Printed via DTF/DTG for a crisp, long-lasting finish.
Which size should I pick?
It's a true-to-size unisex fit — check the chart above against a tee you already own. Border Collie owners often size up for a relaxed, everyday fit.
Will the mugshot print crack or fade?
No — it's printed using DTF/DTG technology rather than a cheap vinyl transfer, so the noir artwork and the CHARGED WITH plaque text stay sharp wash after wash when you follow the care instructions below.
How do I wash and care for it?
Machine wash cold (max 30°C), non-chlorine bleach only if needed, tumble dry low, warm iron if needed. Don't dry clean.
How long does delivery take?
We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
Yes. If your item arrives faulty, damaged or misprinted, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Faulty or damaged items are covered for 30 days; please see our refund policy for change-of-mind returns. Once a pet has used the product we cannot accept a return for hygiene reasons.
Pairs well with
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This Border Collie True Crime Night Shift tee is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
Designed for dog people, printed to last
Our designs are created in-house for proud dog parents and printed on premium Bella+Canvas tees using long-lasting inks. Made to order means less waste and a tee that feels more personal, softer, and more premium.