"I'm Off For A Poo" Dog Bandana, Funny Slogan, Polyester, One Size — SniffWaggleNWalk DoodleBand™
"I'm Off For A Poo" Dog Bandana, Funny Slogan, Polyester, One Size — SniffWaggleNWalk DoodleBand™
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SniffWaggleNWalk DoodleBand™
"Because every walk deserves a warning."
Some dogs walk with dignity. Others wear their intentions on their collar. The DoodleBand™ is a triangle bandana for dogs who have somewhere important to be — and aren't afraid to announce it. Made from premium 100% polyester with vibrant all-over print, hemmed edges and a sewn-in label, it ties neatly around the neck for a snug, comfortable fit on most breeds. Whether it's a morning park run, a birthday party, or just a cheeky Tuesday stroll, this bandana never fails to raise a smile from everyone you pass.
- 1 × DoodleBand™ dog bandana (27" × 13" / 68.5 × 33cm)
| Spec | Detail |
|---|---|
| Size | 27" × 13" (68.5 × 33cm) — one universal size |
| Material | 100% premium polyester |
| Vibrant all-over dye sublimation | |
| Finish | Hemmed edges, sewn-in label |
| Fastening | Tie to fit |
One size only: At 68.5 × 33cm this fits most medium-to-large breeds comfortably. Very small dogs like Chihuahuas under 2kg may find the bandana a little large — it will still tie on but the drop will be longer relative to their chest.
Hand wash recommended: To keep the print vibrant, hand wash cold and air dry. Machine washing on a hot cycle can cause the print to fade faster over time.
- You want a fun, conversation-starting accessory for walks
- You're buying a gift for a dog-obsessed friend or family member
- Your dog is a medium or large breed — Labradors, Spaniels, Retrievers
- You love novelty pet accessories that are still well made
- You have a very small dog under 2kg — the fit will be oversized
- You need a size-adjustable or clip-on style bandana
- You want a plain or understated look for your dog
- You need guaranteed next-day delivery
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Frequently Asked Questions
Will it fit my dog?
The bandana is 68.5 × 33cm and ties around the neck — one universal size. It fits most medium and large breeds comfortably, including Labradors, Golden Retrievers, Cocker Spaniels, Border Collies, and Staffordshire Bull Terriers. Smaller breeds like French Bulldogs and Pugs can wear it too, though the drop will be slightly longer on their chest. For very tiny dogs such as Chihuahuas or Toy Yorkshire Terriers under 2kg, the fit will be looser.
How do I clean it?
Hand wash in cold water with a mild detergent and air dry flat. The print is durable but hot machine washing or tumble drying can cause fading over repeated cycles. A cold, gentle machine wash is fine occasionally — just avoid high heat.
Is it safe for my dog to wear?
Yes — the polyester fabric is non-toxic and lightweight. As with any bandana or neckerchief, tie it loosely enough that two fingers fit beneath it, and don't leave dogs unsupervised wearing it, particularly puppies or dogs who like to chew.
How long does delivery take?
We offer free worldwide delivery, fully tracked. For estimated delivery times to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.
Can I return it if it's not right?
If you're not happy with your order for any reason, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition.
DoodleBand™ is part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ pet range — tested by real pets, built for real homes.
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Common questions
When will my order arrive?
We dispatch most orders the same day. UK delivery is 3-5 working days; international varies by destination. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it leaves us.
What if my pet doesn't love it?
You have 30 days from delivery to send it back for a full refund or exchange - no awkward questions. Just email us and we'll sort it.
How do I choose the right size?
Each product page has a sizing guide where relevant. If you're between sizes or not sure, message us with your pet's breed and weight and we'll recommend the right fit.
Is it safe for my pet?
Yes. We only stock products we'd use on our own dogs and cats - non-toxic materials, pet-tested designs, and clear instructions for safe use.
Can I talk to a real human?
Always. Our UK support team replies to most emails within a few hours, Monday to Saturday.